December 2, 2011
animalstalkinginallcaps: MOM, GET OFF MY BACK, ALL RIGHT? I DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET A JOB. I HAPPEN TO BE THINKING OF REALLY IMPORTANT FUTURE BLOG ENTRIES AND HILARIOUS MEMES. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS NOW. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET DOESN’T MAKE ME LAZY. I’M ONLY “SITTING ON MY ASS” IN THE LITERAL SENSE, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU SIT, LAST TIME I CHECKED. WHAT DO YOU SIT ON? YOUR FACE? OOOOOOH, SNAP! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! YOU WANT SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN? SHUT UP AND GET A JOB, TODD. YOU’RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE SUCH A DUMBASS WHEN I’M TOTALLY FAMOUS. This is why I have a job which allows me time to think of future blog posts while I perform menial tasks. I also whip out my phone and jot down notes while I steam milk. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, GET OFF MY BACK, ALL RIGHT? I DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET A JOB. I HAPPEN TO BE THINKING OF REALLY IMPORTANT FUTURE BLOG ENTRIES AND HILARIOUS MEMES. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS NOW. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET DOESN’T MAKE ME LAZY. I’M ONLY “SITTING ON MY ASS” IN THE LITERAL SENSE, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU SIT, LAST TIME I CHECKED.

WHAT DO YOU SIT ON? YOUR FACE?

OOOOOOH, SNAP! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! YOU WANT SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN?

SHUT UP AND GET A JOB, TODD.

YOU’RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE SUCH A DUMBASS WHEN I’M TOTALLY FAMOUS.

This is why I have a job which allows me time to think of future blog posts while I perform menial tasks. I also whip out my phone and jot down notes while I steam milk. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.

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    This is definitely going to pop into my head the next time mum asks how the job search is going.
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